Football is truly bollocks

I challenge anyone to find something as utterly shit as football.
And it's not just the dullness of the game itself.
Does any human activity other than politics, have such over-paid prima donna's masquerading as useful members of society.
What sport has fans so willing to be ripped off in such obvious ways.
But most terribly crap of all are those marketing and media people who bombard us with patronising adverts that assume all men are equally obsessed with such a banal waste of time.
How can an activity that involves such little risk of injury or death be so highly regarded.
I'm really worried about future generations of men developing into effete morons who fall over in the street at the slightest provocation.