Sunday, April 02, 2006

Hermit

There is a problem with being a blogger.
Having a page of thoughts to send out into the world is an exciting and compelling idea.
But you soon realise that everyday life is fairly mundane and there isn't a lot to be said that anyone else will find remotely interesting.
The obvious solution might be to use instances from ones own life to enlighten and entertain.
For example, yesterday I visited John who is selling the house he built himself to buy two properties in Italy and a Porsche.
We wandered off into the Peak District to find a long lost hermits cave. We wandered around dodging gamekeepers and farmers, trespassing on any bit of land that seemed to have any likely looking rocky bits.
I then had to save John's life when he climbed up a cliff and got stuck at the top.
We eventually found the cave with it's three carved crucifix and sat in reverent contemplation.
Why would anyone want to know about all that?

1 Comments:

Blogger mrandmrsnormal said...

I agree, but this is not for the uneducated, proletariat to divert themselves from the crushing boredom of their lives. This is - oh, hang on a minute. Yes it is.
Bollocks.
You fucker.

4:04 AM  

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