lorry drivers
why are they such tits?
not all of them obviously
but why do they try and overtake, uphill on dual carriageways?
why do they always want to pull out just as you are starting to overtake?
fuckers
banish them from the roads
deliver everything by helicopter

Piss and Wind

So we begin.
We all need to have a rant every now and then.
And that's what we are going to do.
Today I am going to mention the fact that winter lasts for such a horribly long time.
Why?
To make us all pale and pasty, to drag us down to hitherto unknown states of dispair, to deprive us of the glorious life giving power of the sun.
No wonder we all used to worship that lovely big sphere.
Oh well spring is here.
Or so they say.
I have seen very little evidence of it myself but hope is truly perennial.